Finn: Hey, Janet
Rachel: Yes Brad?
Finn: I've got something to say.
Finn: I really loved the... skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!
Rachel: Uh! Oh, Brad.
Finn (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn): The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet). The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet). So please don't tell me to can it (Janet). I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but I ran it. (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways that love can grow: That's good, bad, or mediocre. Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so.
Rachel (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn): Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had! (Oh, Brad) Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad. (Oh, Brad) That you've met Mum and you know Dad. (Oh, Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad for you too...
Finn: Oh... dammit!
Rachel: I'm mad,
Finn: Oh, Janet!
Rachel: For you.
Finn: I love you too.
Both: There's one thing left to do. Ah-ooh!
Finn (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn): And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet) When we met in his science exam, it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet) There's one thing to say and that's, Dammit, Janet, I love you... Dammit Janet.
Rachel: Oh Brad, I'm mad.
Finn: Dammit Janet.
Both: I love you!